I hate blogging
Another reason I hate bloggers is that they create systems to blog, like wordpress, which require almost daily updating to avoid your precious website becoming the latest playground for Franz and his teenage team of script kiddie hackers. Those folks over at wordpress must be getting drunk nightly and having a great laugh about how stupid the millions of people are who in good faith download every minor update to protect their precious thoughts. Thoughts which noone gives a flying fuck about anyway.
If I owned wordpress I would update every hour, and send a email in big red letters to every single blogger saying “Warning: huge potential security flaw discovered in wordpress - update NOW!”. The word “potential” would save me from the law suits. That’s another thing bloggers love - law suits, or talking about them. They love nothing more than the potential for a legal battle over what one of them wrote on their stupid blog. This is primarily because it finally gives them something other than blogs and blogging to write about. For once they can include the real world (that phenomenon most bloggers have long since neglected to bother much with) in their daily musings and maybe, just maybe god please, make an extra on dollar and a half from adsense advertising. It’ll pay for the coke can they just had for breakfast. Sorry, I mean the coke inside the can. Not the actual can.
So yes, wordpress gets updated every 15 minutes with an emergency worldwide broadcast and anyone not updating will get annoying flashy messages every time they even think the word “blog”. These would popup from within their minds, thanks to the latest plugin from some Dutch guy (the plugins are all made by the Dutch, it’s an internet rule) which actually lets wordpress directly access your frontal lobes.