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	<description>Blogging is not a "profession"</description>
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		<title>10 Ways to Use Twitter to Really Annoy Everyone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Despite the website claiming twittering or tweeting tweets is supposed to be about answering the questions &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221;, a more accurate and honest description of the commonly asked question would be &#8220;What crap are you shovelling today?&#8221;.
1) Hiding affiiliate and commercial advertising sales pages in tiny &#8220;I have to do it because i [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ihatebloggers.com/10-ways-to-use-twitter-to-really-annoy-everyone/</link>
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		<title>Indeed.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://graphjam.com/2009/05/22/song-chart-memes-blogs/
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		<title>Twitter is for Twats II</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN2HAroA12w&#38;feature=dir
http://www.inquisitr.com/21466/if-homers-odyssey-was-written-on-twitter/
I think these links speak for themselves, don&#8217;t you?
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		<title>Reinforcing the delusion: Blogger Conferences or BlogCons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There comes a time in most bloggers&#8217; lives when the initial excitement has worn off, the friends and family (haha.. yea, I know, but it&#8217;s a turn of phrase) have stopped being interested in whatever it is Dennis does all day at his computer, and the blogger realises that blogging is actually quite a lonely [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ihatebloggers.com/reinforcing-the-delusion-blogger-conferences-or-blogcons/</link>
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		<title>Blogging provides bloggers with a short cut to esteem but probably not wealth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Before we had blogging, &#8216;bloggers&#8217; (or as they were known back in those simpler times- &#8220;losers&#8221;) who wished to make money on a freelance or self-employed basis would frequently have to go through the following steps. Completing these steps transformed a &#8220;loser&#8221; into a &#8220;productive member of society&#8221;.
- Choose a subject you are not absolutely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogging: Verb: To stroke your own &#8220;ego&#8221; (often repeatedly)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If interviewing yourself on your own blog wasn&#8217;t enough to make you feel like your father was wrong all along, another technique that was spotted by our very own antiblogger Mr. DJB (given a secret spy name for your own protection, his name really is hideous) this week is that of a famous blogger attending [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ihatebloggers.com/blogging-verb-to-stroke-your-own-ego-often-repeatedly/</link>
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		<title>Where do you blog from? I blog from my lavatory.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A recurring theme with bloggers on various blogs is to have a blog post on the topic of &#8220;Where do you blog from&#8221; or &#8220;Where I blog from&#8221;. Firstly, &#8220;blog&#8221; is not a fucking verb! Secondly, &#8220;blog&#8221; is not a fucking verb!
&#8220;Hi this is Steve and I&#8217;m writing this post from the top of Everest.&#8221;
Right, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ihatebloggers.com/where-do-you-blog-from-i-blog-from-my-lavatory/</link>
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		<title>Professional Journalists fearing for their Lives desperately scramble to become Bloggers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While bloggers take every opportunity to twitter on about how they have single handedly destroyed mainstream media such as newspapers and television (yea, right!)  a more disheartening  turn of events is that some professional journalists and column writers have been forced  volunteered to start their own blogs out of sheer confusion and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ihatebloggers.com/professional-journalists-fearing-for-their-lives-desperately-scramble-to-become-bloggers/</link>
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		<title>Bloggers using Blog Speech offend my Ears</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The bloggers who blog about making money online from your blog are perhaps the worst kind of bloggers. They like to borrow phrases and words from the business world to convince you they are themselves successful and to help up the emotional ante and get you personally involved in their useless blog drivellings.
I once made [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://ihatebloggers.com/bloggers-using-blog-speech-offend-my-ears/</link>
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		<title>Life Coach Bloggers actually Have no Life to Blog about</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Blogs are dull and no more duller than those written by the blogger who thinks she can teach you how to live your life better than you are currently managing to do yourself. These types of bloggers prey on the desperate and the hopeful and in a perfect world would be charged and convicted of [...]]]></description>
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