Blogging: Verb: To stroke your own “ego” (often repeatedly)
If interviewing yourself on your own blog wasn’t enough to make you feel like your father was wrong all along, another technique that was spotted by our very own antiblogger Mr. DJB (given a secret spy name for your own protection, his name really is hideous) this week is that of a famous blogger attending his own fabricated blogging press conference.
No awards will be given to those who work out who was the sole focus of any and all attention from the pretend-media and pretend-tv crews who attended this pretend-press conference. Yup- just the blogger himself.
So if interviewing yourself fails, and if fabcricating and attending your own press conference and diligently writing out the full transcript of it on your blog fails to make you feel special, I suggest you jump straight to changing your name to “The King of The Universe”.
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